There will be the demand for money from Britain for the European budget, partly as our economy is doing better than the rest of Europe's (but then again, whose isn't?), but mainly because they just want more and more.
There will be the distinct prospect of a whole tranche of poor. Eastern European nations such as Montenegro and Albania joining the E.E.C.
Just think, that lovely, law abiding, clean, safe, bastion of integrity Albania joining up and all of its citizens having a 'European' passport with the ability to come here.
Oh and of course Turkey will be joining, despite what David 'call me Dave' says.
The same goes for their 70 odd million plus citizens who decide they want a 'better life' in Britain.
There will be the announcement that there will be a European army, with Brussels in command, of course.
We will just foot the bill.
The Greek financial crisis will also be resurrected, as we said some time ago (see Blog, All quiet on the Western Front 12/12/1/5) and more recently (Never the right time for Europe 8/2/16).
And yet again, despite what 'call me Dave' and all his other liberal cronies say, we will have to contribute to bailing them out.
The 'European Commission', that old stalwart of democracy, will tell us that we have to accept a quota system for illegal immigrants.
Oops, silly me. I mean 'Asylum seekers,' of course.
And finally, the booby prize.
That kind Mr Jean-Claude-Junk, one of the dictators who tells us what to do and who you can't get rid of, has apparently said that Britain will be 'punished' whichever way it votes.
So we've got that to look forward to as well.
All this is ours, just a soon as any vote to remain is declared.
Of course you could go for the jackpot and vote to leave though.
Let's see what you would have won...